Dining InWe had dining in today to officially usher the new officers into the family of RSAF. Wad issit you may ask.. well its an ultra-official dinner. Check out the furnishings!
Its a solemn dinner that really requires a lot of ettiquette. Why? Cos there are senior commanders up to a Major General at it! Can't imagine doing something wrong in that kinda situation right?
Nonetheless, it still made for amusing situations. Theres something called a Kangaroo Court (is that what its called?) where we accuse our fellow officers for whatever infringements duing the course of the dinner ranging from using the wrong cutlery, loose threads, standing up in the middle of the dinner, to nose hair, to using the middle finger to support the glass.. well the list of reasons go on forever.. It was hilarious as lame reasons, backstabbing was emplyed to try to prove the victim guilty, at which he will be made to drink from a blend of alcohol diluted in sprite. Not to mention the even lamer and feeble attempts to defend themselves!
During the dinner, we were served a scrumptious 5-course meal of dishes with names so long you can form sentences with. But it was really delicious and i found myself eating asparagus! Lol! Can't imagine lor..
To say the truth, I was also eligible to be called up to be charged. The chain supposed to be holding the sides of my uniform were sadly torn off by the toilet door handle just seconds before I entered the room. Really the best display of Murphy's Law at work.. Fortunately, being low lying rendered me to be a target not worth hitting on XD so i escaped ^^
Some guys really got tipsy after multiple glasses of port, red wine and the alcohol blend.. some puked.. Bleh really reminded me of myself back then.. I had to clean up too ><><)
